We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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