i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
