just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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