Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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