dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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