We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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