Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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