this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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