It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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