Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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