It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's blow job season.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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