I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
