ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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