Porn is love you can see.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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