Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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