if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
