I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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