butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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