Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
