i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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