Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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