Just fell off a train. Bad.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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