Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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