How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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