Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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