Quick, to the slutcave!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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