Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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