Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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