honey bunches of taint.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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