its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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