I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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