I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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