you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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