His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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