is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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