I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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