Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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