Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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