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Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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