White coat. Heels.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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