he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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