wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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