she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
