We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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