You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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