Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I had to cum in my sink.
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