I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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