i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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