I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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