im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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