Non-Jews are for practice
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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