The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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